Recess

A visitor recently returned from the smoke tells us that Westminster echoes to the sound of saws & hammers as running repairs plus the odd mod are made to offices whilst MPs are away for their extended summer break.

Of course, the business of government still continues - more or less - although there is precious little of the promised clarity to be had as ministers send out contradictory signals on the extent & duration of the public sector austerity package. Few expect any difference when parliament resumes.

At least MPs are doing their bit to boost the economic outlook. Sadly the economies in question are those of France, Italy and the USA, according to a sample of contact numbers left with stay-at-home staff.

But let’s be honest, MPs away on their hols are not exactly missing much. Recent appearances by Cameron & Clegg in shirtsleeves meeting mode served to confirm that their interest in politics was undoubtedly fuelled by the fact that they were both crap in public relations jobs. Lib Dems want a veto, Tories want a new treasurer and the middle-class want to hold on to their benefits.

Meanwhile Labour holds its breath in anticipation of a leadership contest despite knowing that the outcome will have less impact on the national consciousness as the result of Big Brother. Ah well.

Recess ends on 6 September but Conference Recess then operates from 16 September to 11 October.