Lowering standards

There are differing accounts as to the identity of the “self-important buffoon” who allegedly pushed his way through people standing in silence as the Last Post was sounded at a recent memorial event for fallen Swansea servicemen - just so that he could get a seat in the VIP row, according to an EP website comment.

However, reports that the individual in question arrived quite late in the proceedings, chose to sit alongside Swansea West MP Geraint Whatisname and then complained about the arrangements do strongly suggest who it might have been.