Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Lib Dems approve of Labour all-woman shortlist

Swansea Lib Dems, who had (wrongly) convinced themselves that they had the Swansea West seat in the bag after Labour parachuted in an exile from Croydon as candidate, are said to be heartened by news that AM Andrew Davies’s replacement will apparently be coming from an all-women shortlist.
Whilst there is no reported discontent among the ranks of right-on comrades on anything approaching Blaenau Gwent proportions, certain local personalities are said to be privately very upset at this arbitrary action by Transport House. Accordingly, we hear that parliamentary hopeful Peter May, who was beaten into second place by just 500 votes last month is telling supporters that this turn of events means he can definitely make it to Cardiff Bay this time around. All he needs is the nomination - or so he says.

5 Comments:

Matt said...

At least these means we wont be seeing David Phillips and his stupid hat installed as AM.

Marko said...

Not much field if it comes down to a choice between Phillips and his stupid hat.

David Phillips said...

I think that your both being a bit 'hatist'!

Anonymous said...

The stupid hat is meant to match his faux tropical white suit."The Man from Del Monte" springs to mind. His previous image of black clothing and jet black hair and the "Prince of Darkness" label is now "old hat" for a man in his mid 60's

Anonymous said...

Yes but we'll see his partner, Crouch the Grouch.
She'll want revenge on May after he humiliated her in the Uplands council election.